I read the chair fic first and I thought that was disturbing…but then I read the hat fic…I think the people who made them are soulmates who have equally disturbing, horrifying and gory thoughts of Phan
“Hi again idiot.
You don’t get that I am BETTER and SMARTER than you in every way, FOREVER.
You don’t get that because you are INCREDIBLY STUPID.
Your name is Karkat Vantas.
Well will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it REMAINS UNFLIPPED.
Friendship isn’t a disease shitsponge its like… A MISTAKE.
Don’t touch me.
It’s CARBONATION also, stop dancing, you ignorant douche it’s Awful.
Wait what? Is there nothing I can do to change your mind?
I gave your whole universe CANCER..
If you ask me for a towel I am going to FLIP MY SHIT right off this fucking meteor.
It will just be me, spinning and spinning into endless nothing, SCREAMING.
If SMUG was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking CANYON.
The crowd goes wild with DISMAY.
And then commits MASS SUICIDE.”—http://0windyday0.deviantart.com/art/Your-name-is-KARKAT-VANTAS-251679003